By request: The Duffle Bag Story

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This is a "friend of a friend of a friend" story that my wife told me last week. I told it this weekend and was requested to write it down for the site. (It apparently has been told before - see Comments.) So without further ado:

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The duffel bag story

My wife's friend's friend lives in NYC and was asked two weeks ago to dog-sit for a family that she knew.
The family's dog was old and sick, and they didn't want to put it in a kennel for fear that it would die while they were away.
So, the girl came over to stay at the house and, two days in, the dog died.
She called the family - who were prepared for the upsetting news - and they told her to take the dog to the vet, who would take care of everything else.
It was a medium-sized dog (no word on exactly what kind) and she decided to load it into a duffel bag for the trip.
Now, this part I don't understand: she decided NOT to take a cab, but instead hauled the dead dog on the subway.
She toted it along, and when she exited the train she was having a little trouble carrying the bag.
A man approached her on the steps and asked if she needed help carrying it.
She was apprehensive, for the obvious reasons, but allowed him to help her.
They got to the top of the steps and he handed the bag back to her.
He said, "Damn, that's a heavy bag. What's in there?"
She did not want to say, "a dead dog," so she said that it was some computer equipment.
Bad choice, because he punched her in the gut and swiped the duffel bag.
He stole the dead dog.
She had to call the family to let them know that she was mugged for their old pet.

The story has no kicker, because we don't know what the man's reaction was when he opened up the duffel bag, but I'm sure it was priceless.

We figure the man, no doubt, took the bag to Chinatown to move the product. What else would he do with a dead dog?

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Manhattan said:

Haha. At least the dog's death was not in vain.

John M. said:

I was sitting with a friend of mine at a coffee shop in Savannah GA who received a phone call, while I was sitting there, supposedly from the girl it happened to, the day after it happened. This was, IIRC, during the summer of 2005.

In this version it was a big suitcase. Also, the dog was completely healthy and died for no apparent reason. She was house-sitting for a German couple that were going back home for a couple of months. She said she took the dog to Central Park first in hopes of ditching it there and then changed her mind. As she was walking back, a man stopped and offered to help her as she was struggling with the suitcase. No punch in the gut, he just ran off with it.

A few weeks later she told me that when the girl told the couple what had happened, they took it pretty well.

Ross said:

I've heard this story before. Not sure what that means.

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