This week's edition of TIME magazine gives the top 10 reasons why Facebook is for baby boomers.

9. We don't understand Twitter. Literally. It makes no sense to us.

10. We're not cool, and we don't care. There was a time when it was cool to be on Facebook. That time has passed. Facebook now has 150 million members, and its fastest-growing demographic is 30 and up. At this point, it's way cooler not to be on Facebook. We've ruined it for good, just like we ruined Twilight and skateboarding. So git! And while you're at it, you damn kids better get off our lawn too.

Ironically, the memeticians just had a discussion on Monday regarding the fact that I am the only person in my immediate and extended circle of friends that is not on Facebook. According to TIME magazine, that officially makes me the coolest person I know.