If you're not one of the 11,421 people following Cobra Commander on Twitter, maybe you should be. (As Joe pointed out, the Commander follows no one.)

Shaq is Shaq. But a maniacal, evil man just trying to live his life one day at a time? Good comedy is hard to come by.

Enjoying Saturday. Just did some torturing. Now browsing for a new scepter online. Frisbee golf later on. 6:40 AM May 16th from Tweetie

I like to keep my helmet on while I'm "on the job", forcing the ladies to look at their own reflection. Most enjoy it. 9:34 AM May 8th from web

Rented Die Hard. Rooting for Rickman. Related: all Cobra facility air ducts are too tiny for would-be intruders. 4:45 PM Apr 30th from Tweetie

And in case you didn't know, memeticians.com is on Twitter. As are our three contributors, Joseph Jamison, E.A. Blair (site pseudonym not withstanding), and Timothy J. Carroll.

One more? Okay.

What's the OTHER half of the battle, you self-righteous little do-gooders? Naivete? Childish devotion to failed ideals?1:16 PM Apr 4th from Tweetie