ESPN.com's Bill Simmons posted a two part mailbag today (part 1 / part 2). The funniest reader question/comment had to be from Blake Griffin's Left ACL. If you don't know who Blake Griffin is or anything about the LA Clippers then this will go right over your head, otherwise enjoy! Oh and next week at some point I'll be posting an argument explaining how the aforementioned Simmons has become the always loathsome sports bigamist so stay tuned.

Q: Now that the Clips have secured the No. 1 pick and proclaimed their intentions, we have been arguing about which one of us will go first. I, Left ACL, think it will be me because I'm his dominant leg, but Right ACL thinks it will be him because Blake jumps off him more than he does me. Blake's Will to Live walked by and overheard our argument. He said he and Blake's All-Star Potential had been lamenting the fact that they're both screwed as well. I guess we're all in pretty bad shape. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Blake's Work Ethic all day, though I heard he was trying to look up a phone number for Josh Childress' 'Fro. Something about dollar-to-Euro exchange rates.

-- Blake Griffin's Left ACL, Oklahoma

As for me, I'm heading out to camp for the holiday so I'll be seeing y'all in a few days. Peace.