Bicycle Theft > Manslaughter
Joe Schmo steals Joe Famous's bicycle - receives 1095 days in prison.
Joe Famous accidentally kills Joe Schmo while driving drunk - receives 30 days in prison.
Lessons learned:
Money talks.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't jaywalk.
Oh and don't mess with Lance Armstrong's stuff.
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